Dutch company Nexus Technology, from the ugly port city of Rotterdam, henceforth to be called Snotterdam, has come up with a totally rad new method of keeping PCs from making ugly rattling noises. Schmuckxus has spewed forth a really stunning press release that it has designed special rubber feet on which to stand a PC.

Wow.

One has to be a genius to come up with that idea. Suxxus not only designed the rubber feet, no, this leading firm with products which will pale IBM, Belkin, Logitech, Microsoft and so on and so on, has also designated their swish orange and black rubber feet as 'dampers'. Let's just wait for that term to be copyrighted.

Any discerning and terribly braindead punter will also be able to us the Schmeckxus dampers not only for a PC, but also for a notebook. Wow, we'd never have thought of that. Nuxxus did not refrain from saying everyone needs their dampers, as propping a PC or laptop increases air intake.

Placing a PC on rubber feet one centimetre above the floor apparently gives it more air, even though air intake is on the sides or back of the chassis. What a revolutionary concept.

The dumpers can be viewed here. It has to be added Schmucksux is very-late-to-market, as feet for laptops and PCs have been around for quite a while. Just Google for 'laptop feet'.

Feet have been around since fish first crawled out of the ocean millions of years ago. Fish Fingers evolved much later, after the invention of the freezer. X